Midnight Painter

Reports From The Campaign Trail • 9

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by Mark Starlin, Independent Candidate For President

If elected,

I will get up in the middle of the night and paint the White House sky blue.

Then as soon as the sun rises, I will stand by the gate with my phone and capture people’s reactions when they see “The Sky Blue House.”

Then I will edit the reactions into a single video and post it on YouTube and Instagram so I can finally get a post that goes viral.

Because, obviously, that is important.

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