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Mark Starlin
Mark Starlin

Feb 25, 2019

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Missed Call

The surprising caller.

Photo by VanveenJF

I had a missed call on my phone today.

I checked to see who called.

It was from “United States.”

I must be an important guy.

More one minute humor:

A Great Achievement?

I just got awarded an honorary doctorate from the National Academy of Sarcasm.

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