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Missed Call

The surprising caller.

Mark Starlin

Mark Starlin

Feb 25, 2019·1 min read

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I had a missed call on my phone today.

I checked to see who called.

It was from “United States.”

I must be an important guy.

More one minute humor:

A Great Achievement?

I just got awarded an honorary doctorate from the National Academy of Sarcasm.

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Old bones. Young heart. Focusing on a wide variety of creativity. @markstarlin

  • Humor
  • United States
  • Phone
  • Life
  • One Minute Wit

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