Mr. Stang, I’m afraid my life is quite boring. Which is why I rarely get curated. However, at the last minute, I plan to change my affiliation to both Democrat and Republican. Then people will have to vote for me out of loyalty(?)/fear(?)/hatred of the other party(?) or whatever reason people have for voting the same way every election regardless of who their party nominates.

A good politician always plays the system!

But, please keep this a secret until after the election. Thanks.