Three Line Conversations

Not So Great Romantic Moments

The raft

Mark Starlin
Jul 12, 2022


Wasa Crispbread

“Isn’t this great?”

“I have to admit, when you said having a picnic on a wooden raft aimlessly floating in the Florida Everglades would be romantic, all I could think of was a giant alligator leaping up on the raft and eating one of us. Silly, right?”

“Umm… Actually, I probably should have listened to you. Don’t turn around.”