I like you.
You are not disgusting most of the time.
You rarely make me mad.
You don’t smell funny.
Your smile is good.
You don’t chew gum in my presence.
Your face is alright to look at.
You don’t throw mud at me.
It’s been a long time since you punched me.
You even seem to like me when I’m not being a jerk.
Thanks for being my friend.