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Off To Dreamland

My new strategy

Mark Starlin

Mark Starlin

Oct 12, 2019·1 min read

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I just got one of those new memory foam mattresses.

I’m hoping that now I’ll be able to remember my dreams.

More wit:

What Not To Say To Your Wife

Trust me.

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Old bones. Young heart. Focusing on a wide variety of creativity. @markstarlin

  • Dreams
  • Humor
  • Sleep
  • Memory Foam Mattresses
  • One Minute Wit

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