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Open Letter To My Owner, Rebecca Writerscramp
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I appreciate you rescuing me from the pet store. But after six months, I am feeling a little neglected. And since you never respond to my emails, I am posting this on Medium in hopes that you will see it. If I could, I would put it in your Medium Stats. Then I know you would see it. Several times per day. But the best I can hope for is you might stumble upon it in your feed. I am tagging it Self, Politics, Productivity, and Tech to increase the odds.
Where should I begin?
Food.
I’m getting pretty tired of lettuce. Would an occasional taco be so much trouble? I see you making them every Tuesday. Making one extra wouldn’t be that hard, would it? But no, all I get is the leftover chopped lettuce. How rude.
Air conditioning in my hutch.
Sure, it’s nice and cool inside your human hutch, but it’s broiling hot out here. If you haven’t noticed, sitting at your laptop typing all day, it’s summer outside! Have mercy and pipe some of that a/c out here. Or at least let me out so I can use the pool. I’ll wear floaties, and promise not to poop in the water.
Television.
Could you turn the TV around occasionally? I know you are in there binge-watching…
