Particularly Nice Sunny Days

Reports From The Campaign Trail • 17

My grandson, early in his baseball career. Photo by Mark Starlin

By Mark Starlin, Independent Candidate For President

If elected,

I will propose that every month have several particularly nice sunny days.

And on those particularly nice sunny days, I will be constitutionally required to attend a baseball game and eat hot dogs.

And root for the home team, wherever I am at.

Until I have visited every state and attended a baseball game at each one.

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