Importing Ideas

Reports From The Campaign Trail • 2

Noel Bauza

by Mark Starlin, Independent Candidate For President

If elected President,

I will be open to effective ideas, no matter where they originate.

For example, I find it interesting that Santa Claus doesn’t have the same kinds of problems America does. He presides over one of the most productive nations in the world. He is universally loved and manages to make everyone happy. He delivers on his promises.

When Santa says, “Santa Claus is coming to town,” you can take that to the bank.

And he runs an incredibly successful export business that operates only one night per year.

I think we should take a closer look at the North Pole.

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