Cabinet Members

Reports From The Campaign Trail • 3

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by Mark Starlin, Independent Candidate For President

People often ask me, if elected President, who I would want in my cabinet?

Well, I think it’s rude to put people in cabinets. I wouldn’t do it. I’d give them offices.

But to answer the question, if I wanted to address a particular issue, I would get the smartest/wisest/most experienced person outside of government who deals with that issue and ask them to serve their country for a short while and help resolve the issue.

Then I would give them a t-shirt that says:

I solved a significant government problem, not just talked about it.

And a tasty apple pie.

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