Donuts

Reports From The Campaign Trail • 6

Anna Sullivan

by Mark Starlin, Independent Candidate For President

[Mark speaking to his campaign staff.]

I was going to buy a dozen donuts,

but I didn’t want to spend our whole campaign budget.

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Running Mate

I am running for President of The United States. Here is my announcement:

Bringing Real Change For America (Mostly Pennies And Dimes)