With the success of the play Hamilton, I believe that people are finally ready to accept my vision for a historical musical play. I call it Shemp.
Shemp is a Screamo Metal Disco Hip Hop Bluegrass Opera about Shemp Howard from the Three Stooges.
The play tells the tale of a stooge, Shemp, living in the shadow of a funnier stooge, Curly. Setting aside his pride, Shemp helps his brothers get work after Curly suffers debilitating health issues. Shemp is the tragic real-life story behind the funny men on the screen.
The songs included in the play are:
Shemp Howard Is Who I Am
Hand Me That Hammer
Yo! Put Some Vibrato On That Screamo, Cookie Monster
Why I Aughta
You’re So Fine, Larry
A Hand In Front Of My Nose Stops The Two Finger Blows
Bowl Cut Blues
Woob, Woob, Woob!
No One Remembers The Other Two
Pulling A Clump Of My Hair Out
Bark Like A Dog, Dawg
Costello Stole My Bit!
Spinning In Circles On The Floor
I’m A Victim Of Soicumstance!
Wake Up And Go To Sleep
Now all I need are some deep-pocket investors so I can hire some A-list actors to bring in the crowds.
See you on Broadway!