One-Eyed Pirates

Sayings Of Renown by Captain Peanut Butter • 1

Captain Peanut Butter is a character I created when my children were young. I was driving the car one day and one of my three daughters said, “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy.” Using my best super-hero voice I answered, “I’m not Daddy, I’m Captain Peanut Butter!” It became a running gag.

Many years later, after the girls had grown, I started creating ridiculous quotes by Captain Peanut Butter and posting them on Facebook for friends and family. This is one of my favorites. I always imagined them as comics, so I decided to finally make one.