So it’s your first Super Bowl Party? How exciting! Here’s something you should know before you go.
It is customary for first-time Super Bowl party attendees to bring a bag of pretzels with them,
walk to the center of the room,
tear open the top of the bag,
hold it over their head and spin around in a circle until all the pretzels fly out, while shouting “Let’s get salty.”
It’s one of those weird football things people expect.
Then they will all show you what a major league tackle feels like.
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