So It’s Your First Super Bowl Party?

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So it’s your first Super Bowl Party? How exciting! Here’s something you should know before you go.

It is customary for first-time Super Bowl party attendees to bring a bag of pretzels with them,

walk to the center of the room,

tear open the top of the bag,

hold it over their head and spin around in a circle until all the pretzels fly out, while shouting “Let’s get salty.”

It’s one of those weird football things people expect.

Then they will all show you what a major league tackle feels like.

Have fun!

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