Sometimes I Am Funny

Sometimes I’m a bunny

Ryan McGuire

Sometimes I am funny
Sometimes I’m a bunny

A captain of a pirate ship
An engineer of a silly quip

A couple who meet at noon
A couple on a distant moon

An old man sitting on a bench
A hammer, a screwdriver, and a wrench

A travel reporter long ago
A couple stuck out in the snow

A kid giving other kids funny advice
Someone wishing you a day that’s extra nice

A cowboy living back in time
A defender against organized crime

A singing animal on a mountaintop
The cranky owner of a sandwich shop

Four old guys cracking wise
A tree climber who almost dies

A magician and his floating assistant
A person who is not consistent

A seasoned newsman with a magic notepad
A rookie sailor whose luck is bad

An expired president eating pie
A zeppelin pilot in the sky