I landed on the planet Joe.
Everything was just like Earth in the 1940s. At least like the 1940s in the movies I’ve seen. So I went into a diner and sat in a booth.
A waitress came up to me said, “What can I get ya, Doll.”
“Just a cup of coffee please,” I replied.
“Alright, one cup of Earth coming right up.”
I wasn’t expecting that. But I guess it makes sense on a planet named Joe.