Spending Time With Bigfoot
Helpful Advice
If you ever spend any time with Bigfoot and accidentally step on his foot — which you will, those things are enormous — don’t say,
“Sorry, I didn’t see your gigantic hairy pontoon boats parked there.”
Bigfoot doesn’t have much of a sense of humor.
And you will soon discover that he could have just as easily been called Bigfist.
I also wrote:
