One Minute Wit
My family and I went to Hawaii in 1973. We were at a luau when, unexpectedly, Elvis Presley showed up with his entourage. Elvis said he wanted to sing a song and then went on to sing an extremely long version of My Way. At least, it seemed that way, as I was only 12 and very hungry at the time.
Then, afterward, his crew picked up the pig, and they left. My mother started to cry. I said, “That’s alright, Mama. I saw a McDonalds down the street.” Good times.