Talk This Way

Reports From The Campaign Trail • 15

David Clode

By Mark Starlin, Independent Candidate For President

How bland the world would be if everyone was the same. I think we should appreciate and celebrate our differences.

If elected, I will propose that we have National International Accents Days. Like National Australian Accent Day.

Crikey! That’ll be fun, mate.

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