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The Best Way To Spend $2.00 Per Day
Ideas for how to spend your Medium earnings
I know what you’re thinking.
TWO DOLLARS PER DAY! THAT DUDE’S EARNINGS ARE OFF THE CHART. I HATE HIM!
Don’t hate me. I have an extremely low being-hated threshold. Not to mention easy-crying syndrome. It won’t be pretty.
Besides, you can rake in the big bucks like I do if you will only spend four to eight hours per day writing and posting stories. That’s how you haul in the big ole .33 per hour, baby.
Anyway, I am now facing the conundrum of what to spend all that cash on. It’s a real pickle. Hey, that’s an option. One pickle, if I can find a store that sells individual pickles.
I’ll keep that one in my back pocket for now. Here are some more options.
My gut tells me to go with 200 pieces of penny candy.
Then it tells me to throw up. So I am ignoring it for the time being.
Plus, I don’t think they still make penny candy. It’s probably quarter or 50 cents or dollar candy now.
