The Money Launderer

A tale of clean money

John Guccione

Tony was a money launderer. No, he wasn’t a member of organized crime; he just loved clean money. So he washed his currency in the washing machine and hung it up to dry.

“Tony, why don’t you get a debit card, like everyone else? Then you wouldn’t have to wash your money,” Joey asked as Tony pulled out four very clean dollar bills to leave as a tip.
“Plastic has no…

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