The Perfect Couple

Three Line Conversations

Dmitry Schemelev

“It seems like I waited forever for you, my love. You are unlike any other woman I have met. I knew the second I met you that I wanted to marry you.”

“When I first met you, I fell hard. There was something about you I couldn’t resist. Sure, drowning sailors was satisfying for a time. It’s my mermaid nature, after all. But now, I only want to spend eternity with you, my darling.”

“A quick bite on the neck, and you can.”