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Greetings, urban and suburban-dwelling humans. It is me, Jude, The Animal Expert Dude, back with another look at the fascinating creatures in nature that most humans never see. Primarily due to their propensity for clumping together around concrete and steel structures and food trucks.
I have to give you the food truck one. I can’t tell you how many times I have been laying stealth-like in a swamp or field (wearing my tall grass suit) observing wildlife in its natural habitat, wishing a food truck would roll up and stop.
And I am not the only one. Using AT* (animal telepathy), I have often heard a rhino or lion think, “Man, I would kill for a burrito right now.”
*AT is a method of mental communication I developed to telepathically “talk” to animals by staring directly into their eyes. AT is still scoffed at by so-called animal “experts” who spend their days taking zoo animals’ temperatures. But one day, my findings will be accepted by the scientific community, with their fancy diplomas, and I will have the last laugh. Well, me and the hyenas.
Anyway, today I will be looking at the delightful Sugar Glider. Southern Aussies, who aren’t too busy hanging at the beach or cooking shrimp on the barbie, know what I’m talking about. These…
