The Utah Salt Flats Are Shrinking
My Theory

The Utah Salt Flats are shrinking.
Some blame the mining companies.
Some blame the racers.
Some blame climate change.
But I’m pretty sure it’s the work of the evil Dr. Pepper.
I also wrote:
The Utah Salt Flats are shrinking.
Some blame the mining companies.
Some blame the racers.
Some blame climate change.
But I’m pretty sure it’s the work of the evil Dr. Pepper.
I also wrote:
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