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Study: April Showers Can Not, On Their Own, Bring May Flowers — You Obviously Need Seeds And Some Halfway Decent Soil Otherwise Every Surface Exposed To Rain Would Be Covered In Daffodils And Such

My Rejected Onion Headlines
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Apr 21, 2018·1 min read

This must have been rejected due to length, because it is obviously the most insightful bit of satire ever conceived. They were probably afraid it was too intelligent and revelatory for most humans.

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