Now That Would Impress Me

Thoughts While Walking

Elias Ehmann (edited)

If a boy in Idaho planted a potato,

and waited until it grew into a full-sized russet potato,

then he dug it up and cleaned it off,

and he looked up at the sky and threw the potato as hard as he could,

and the potato flew out of sight and eventually landed in Ireland.

Now that would impress me.