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Mark Starlin

Mark Starlin

Sep 21, 2018·1 min read

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Free two-day shipping is nice,

but if I order a time machine from Amazon shouldn’t I be able to get it yesterday?

I also wrote:

Joe Got A New Ax

Then something even better.

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Mark Starlin

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