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This is a useful app for women to have on their phone. It will translate the grunts, groans, sputterings, mumbling, and other odd noises that guys make in their conversations with you, into something comprehensible. It will translate those odd utterances into the language of your choice. over 40 lan…

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Mark Starlin

May 27, 2019·1 min read

Treason! If women can understand our noises, what do we have left? This app must never be coded!

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