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Upside Down Man is not much of a superpower
Water always gets up my nose when I take a shower
Running using my hands is more than a little tricky
Floors are often sticky, they are gross, and it’s icky
Nature walks are tough; those pinecones are a killer
And I don’t even want to talk about that squishy caterpillar
Fighting villains upside down is anything but easy
Especially when my perspective tends to make me queasy
People’s ankles are usually not pleasant things to see
As a matter of fact, neither are their knees
Driving a car cannot be safely done
The end results are almost always hit and run
The whole world is one big pocket drop zone
I can’t count how many times I’ve lost my phone
Why, oh why, couldn’t I just fly?
Or be a two-bit private eye?
My powers have become my personal downfall
I tell you this, Upside Down Man is not super at all
