Wouldn’t it be nice if you got lost in the Arctic tundra,
and you were wandering around for days,
and your food supply ran out,
and you were about to freeze to death,
and you saw a polar bear coming your way.
But instead of chewing your arm off the bear said,
“You must be freezing. Here, I’ll lay down, and you can cuddle up next to me and warm yourself. Then we will go back to my cave and have some beef jerky that some guy dropped when he saw me and took off running.”
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