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You Say You Want An Evolution
Oct 24, 2022
Spontaneously Generated Single Cell 1: Now that you’ve miraculously sprung into existence and life, what are you planning on doing once you learn to survive long enough to split?
Spontaneously Generated Single Cell 2: I thought I would spend a few million years evolving into a blade of grass. How about you?
SGSC 1: I thought I would spend a few million years evolving into a cow.
SGSC 2: Why?
SGSC 1: So I can eat you for lunch.
SGSC 2: How rude!
